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(no subject) [Feb. 2nd, 2007|12:23 pm]
I got mix of Golden Skans and Hum Hallehbleh in my head, It's gooooood. My day is actually going good so I don't have to pretend and do a mock happy post making fun of Katie. Dangit. Maths went fine and science went great. Although English was the bane of my existence five minutes ago, I'm refreshed from my circuit walk of the school and am ready to draw this free period. I'm into drawing abstract lately- ideas I'm thinking of working on in photoshop. Sooo.. Yeah, How's your day going Katie? How was double-math? I bet it sucked, We had a sub so it was assssumm!
Mattttss.
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Omgss.. [Feb. 2nd, 2007|08:46 am]
Geez I was scared when I thought lviejournal had changed, I typed in lifejournal instead. >.<
Btw, II thought I would do some lame "happy" post. So here it goes::
Omgz0rs, I so totally worked on my hair for ooddlleess of time today and I'm just so happy with it, I think it's godammnn versatile. I think I hate this post. Oh god, I'mma do some punctuation program. ^_^. Next to maths and then to science. GOD SPEED.
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(no subject) [Dec. 30th, 2006|08:30 pm]
- Your new year's resolutions
- Your plans for the year, if any
- Your new year's eve celebrations (photos!)
- Any thoughts you have over the new year period about time
- Old photos/entries/artwork from other new year periods, and a discussion (hahah) into how much you've changed (i.e. what you like, what you don't like)

My year )
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(no subject) [Dec. 21st, 2006|11:21 am]

GRAFFITI YAH..
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(no subject) [Dec. 20th, 2006|10:24 pm]
This is gonn' Sound really wuiiirdddd and bad. So stay with it, It'll have bad punc-to-the-ation aswell.
Okay Say there's this high school reunion. they're remembering like all of the people.. briefly.
It shows this girl who came in to school in a coctail dress.
Then it says something like:
" Never afraid to express her individuality, *NAME* Came into high school..Blah"
Then it cuts to a piece by her, and she's on ths set with flowers in the back. And she's having a MASSIVE freak=out. Like
"We were all going to come in dressed up!"- "But then blah blah blah ..etc."
And she's like up against the camera, like assuring herself that they were all GOING to do it.
XD
I sux0rs.. and ishn't funneh. But who CARES?!
<><><>Mattt
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2006|07:57 pm]
Septembers list by Schwetty.

ShoooooBadaadddaaaYUOP )
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2006|07:53 pm]
October list by SCHWETTY.. Doesn't she rule?? !??!!?
I mean.. What an absolute genius/ Legend.
OCTOBER WOM-TO-THE-AN )
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2006|07:49 pm]
HOW FREAAAKKKKYYYY IS THIS WOMAN??!?!¬?¬!?! I'mma post alot of her depressing blogstuffss.
MATT.. HAHaH.. she pwns.

BTW, THIS IS NOVEMBERS LIST FOR HER. Her name issss:




SCHWETTY

_x__ Nov 1 Clean out the back of Durango. Vacuum.

_x__ Nov 2 Clean keyboard.

_x___ Nov 3 Make 100 Cookies.

_x__ Nov 4 Family Pictures in Fargo.

_x__ Nov 5 Swap closet basket, summer shoes for mittens and hats.

_x__ Nov 6 Make a menu and a shopping list. Go grocery shopping. Get meals ready for the week.

_x__ Nov 7 Wyatt's school conferences. Bring in patio furniture.

____ Nov 8 Take Christmas card photos. Buy lid holders and cookie pan holders.

_x__ Nov 9 Start on closet

____ Nov 10 Organize 2/4 of kitchen. ( Stove side of kitchen)

_x__ Nov 11 Scrapbooking with Friends. Organize the three messiest drawers.

_x__ Nov 12 Weed out wallet. Bake two loaves of bread.

_X__ Nov 13 Christmas shopping, Cooper's gift.

____ Nov 14 Organize and clean shelving and cat food area. Make Christmas organizer.

____ Nov 15 Buy a new calendar for 2007. Fill in any recurring dates, such as birthdays, anniversaries or classes.

_x__ Nov 16 Order pictures from Disney and Christmas photo shoot.

____ Nov 17 Bake and decorate cake. Bake garlic and cheddar buns.

____ Nov 18 Bailey and Cooper's family co-bday party.

____ Nov 19 Give the inside of your dishwasher and stove a deep cleaning.

____ Nov 20 Organize 3/4 (fridge side) and Island

____ Nov 21 Bailey's bday! Double digits.

____ Nov 22 Organize 1/4 of kitchen ( Sink side of kitchen)

____ Nov 23 Thanksgiving Pull out Christmas stuff

____ Nov 24 Leave for Argyle

____ Nov 25 Argyle

____ Nov 26 Argyle

____ Nov 27 Argyle

____ Nov 28 Throw dresser away.

____ Nov 29 Wash down garage door. Vacuum off step and floor.

____ Nov 30 Clean out Storage area.
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PP [Dec. 15th, 2006|09:23 pm]
Matt is 1337
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(no subject) [Dec. 11th, 2006|05:18 pm]
Matt-I&O Bitchez, says:
dlfkd;slfk
- SmarterChild - says:
Great typing.


HE IS MY BITCH
BACK OFFFFF
STEP AUFFFF
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(no subject) [Dec. 8th, 2006|08:49 am]
I hate Can-Do tasks, all about knowing how to do practicals. A load of.. *Cough** if you ask meee. you onlinee at all today katie? I have NO free PERIODS. 'Cos Ah'm cool. I ran into Fotini todays.. it was like "Omg, S:" Then Lexi and Alexis was like "this way matt," Turns out everyone hates her. APART from her string of friends, teh really weird ones. I CANNoT wait til the end of term. I THINK there is a non-uniform day next friday which will kickk someone's ass. Although, it might suck that all my clothes are boring, I'll steal something off of you xDD. Wow, I'm bored, tutor is really fun now. I can be onliiinneee. ART next, gonn' rule unless she is feeling supah anal. Most of the time she is, like all "don't laugh, this is arrrrrtttt!" It was when we were laughing at my work, she went like spastic, spastic.. spastic?! Woah, is that spelt right?
LS staff have strange names like Sharon, Wendy and Chloe. Time for me to go to art, I have a feeling itt'lll suckk asss. But that's just meh. Fill me in on your retarded day Katie, so I can make fun of it later. (I wanna be the first to comment your post FOR ONCE.)
MATT
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(no subject) [Dec. 7th, 2006|07:00 pm]
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex for now to the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
Cuz that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin


I wanna be the only one to hold you
(Protect you from the rain)
I wanna be the only one to soothe you
(Erase all the pain)
I wanna be the only one to love you, love you
(Over again)
I wanna be the only one, the only one
(The only one I am)

Now you deserve a mansion
My lord you too
You can have the best of life
With all this I'll give you
A pure love that gold can't buy
If you take a chance
(If you take a chance)
I'll be worth the chance, worth the chance




90'S RULE MOTHERFUCKER. O_o.. how rude..
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(no subject) [Dec. 5th, 2006|02:40 pm]
Ding-a-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling-ling!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
I've got this feeling, so appealing,
for us to get together and sing. Sing!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding donana phone
It grows in bunches, I've got my hunches,
It's the best! Beats the rest!
Cellular, Modular, Interactivodular!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop!
Ping pong ping pong ping pong ping panana phone
It's no baloney, it ain't a p(h)ony
My cellular bananular phone!

Don't need quarters, don't need dimes,
to call a friend of mine!
Don't need computer or TV,
to have a real good time!
I'll call for pizza. I'll call my cat.
I'll call the white house, have a chat!
I'll place a call around the world, operator get me Beijing
-jing-jing-jing!

(Soprano Sax Solo)
Yeah!

Play that thing!
(Piano Solo)

Whooo Hooo!

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone
Boop-boo-ba-doo-ba-doop
Yin yang yin yang yin yang ying yonana phone
It's a real live mama and papa phone,
a brother and sister and a dogaphone,
a grandpa phone and a grandma phone too! Oh Yeah!
My cellular, bananular phone!

Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(It's a phone with appeal!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(Now you can have your phone and eat it too!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!
(This song drives me, Bananas!)
Banana phone, ring ring ring!

Boo-ba-doo-ba-doop-doop!
HELL YEAH.


I'mma do some real work now, xD. I gots like 11 minutes til I can get outta' here. 'Til Then I shall be working, is Katie thurr? She should beh. Yah! Did you go to those classes? Or did you 'blow them off' and go to see Liveh?
Matticus
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(no subject) [Dec. 4th, 2006|10:35 am]
Deee de deee.. BLAH..
So happy that Livejournal is NOT banned. Also, Katie, EMAIL ME BITCH.
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(no subject) [Nov. 22nd, 2006|02:51 pm]
I'm feeling tired, I'm feeling cold and tired. Wewt, Doesn't help my jumpeeerr is in RAGS. Got ripped bah a door -.-. Sucks. Jess is doing stupid hw next to me..it is funneh. She is made to do stuff. I do stuff on my own, and also post journal entries, I 'ish genius. so slick ooooh so slick.
*Makes extensive panting noises* Jack! we haven't even started running yet.. Ahh good times. Sooo.. Katie is ewil..meaning evil..not a typo.. Yah. When I post hurr, I am pratically just talking to Katie. I have NILCHZ0RS friends. Oh and Katie, Jim is ah baaaaaaaaddd influence. Did you catch that? Baaaaaddd.. Yah, I'm much nicer really. In fact, I'm the best.. genius at Trigz0rs aswell
Oh gosh
Forgot about this
Gotsa goooes. Byess alll . To Home! wewt
/MAttt.t.t.
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(no subject) [Nov. 18th, 2006|07:26 pm]

Practically Pwnful, naw? Who would of thought transparent gradients could make something look so cool?
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(no subject) [Nov. 16th, 2006|06:36 pm]
Blalalalalalal: My first desktop:
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q54/mhdichard/Desktop101.png
Have fun..Recoloring is fun to do with it also. Create a layer above and set the type to overlay..then fill it with the color you want it to be. I 'ish genius.
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(no subject) [Nov. 15th, 2006|09:52 am]
[mood | anxious]

One, Two, Three, Four..omg.. Push it up..Doo doo doo..Utada...Rocks mah Socks. (Off) Omg I need to lay low one sec, someone is coming to talk to me. (GASP!?) *Switches to revision site.* (I love mozilla)...Back! Okay. They just wanted to know if I was feeling okay, apparently I look ill! Wewt, that means if I want to, I can go to Matron. Which I shall not do! I once went because I was "cold" and she bought it. :o But really, my english teacher back then said I could go. I really went to the bathroom then walked back to english..then walked back to matron. I didn't go into English..I thought "Screw it, only fifteen minutes left anyways." Oh yeah, did I tell you I walked all this way while it was POURING down? I was absolutely soaked. Fun naw? I had to squueze the liquid out of my hair. I think that my hair could be cut off and used in a professional cleaning dishes..place.. soaks up so much water. The new sponge "OMFG, it's hair, That's right folks..genuine, human hair! For the first time used to wash regular household appliances dishes. Watch how it first soaks up soap and water, then releases with ease as you squueze it on to any surface! Come down to AOL studios to pick up your free sample of emo hair. Fresh, human hair. Don't miss out, pick it up today. Wow, my mind is complex naw? I suddenly thought about "Muppets from Space" Because of the come down to studios..etc. I should shut up again soon. And get some freakin' friends on LJ. I think I have two friends..Both of them Katie >.>'' That sucks..just a bit more than loife itself yah. I wanna work in an office, just so I can experiment with answering the phone in different ways. Like "Herro" .."heya", This one is if you don't like the person, "Hello, this is your momma talking, Red hot wives available monday through to friday"..err..I wouldn't speak like that on a phone, I promise. But it WOULD be funneh. In fact, I wanna open up my own business. Become a webhost. The first 13year old genius computer nerd that hosts Uhhmm.. Amazon.com .. It'll be big I swear. Now, where to get the funding. I shall just have to marry young. yup, that's the one, the ticket to my future. Marry some rich freak that is obsessed with me. Where to find one of them? No clue, maybe one on secondlife. Deeeeee deeee deeee.. Dooop dooppp..I hate trenches. They 'ish soooo boring. Like I may actually have to live in a trench..So I could tell everyone I hate trenches. That way I would be ALLOWED to say it, because I had experienced..it on my third hand. (Instead of"Esperienced it first hand") So, How are you Katie? Goooooooood? I need to get a lappeh so I can leeech off the school network. Such a fast internet connection. xD Oooh Lookeh Here, I have IT next. Then German .. Then my daily hanging in the piazza. Sorry, I may be coming home with a slightly swollen neck today. It may be a bit puffy aswell, a minor fault in the whole "Hang yourself becuase you hate your lessons" thang. I neeeeeeeeeeed to get mah ass in gear and start to create desktops and shizz', buuuuut before then I must finish my history. Time to get cracking as they say. Although I only have liek *looks at clock* *Works out how many minutes left*...This may take a while. AHAH! I only have 8 mins left. I shall carry on blahhhing in this post until the bell rings once, twice, three times a ladddeh. I nrrf to buy s suit.. hahahaahahaah Nrrf, I really mean Need* Anyways yeash, Vintage classic..amazing suit. Also, I need a hard drive and a apple notebook. May have to start workin' in the mines, that'll be fun. A bunch of sweateh guys. Goooo crazzzzyyy. Like, that may actually be my dream job, I sound disgusting I know. But HOW AWESOME? Getting paid to be topless and watch others "working out". Goth kid is getting ready to go. HE has got a jacket liek Ross Katie. FUNNEH AS. It is just like *Frill* *Frill* Basically. I shall start to pack away now. It is kinda like *Notes* Everywhere. Mr Knight is staring at me and it is scaring me, he is really FAT when he takes his jacket off.
Toodles toodles toodles, shave the poodles..My mind is so amazing I think of stuff like that all the times. YAH
///////Matt...Javascript comment. Wewt!
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One, two..Dee de dee. [Nov. 14th, 2006|09:30 am]
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[Current Location |S C H O O L Matthew is Lame and I think he needs self help.]
[mood | Frozen. In ice!]
[music |Books. Like chicken soup for the soul..Buy me them please.]

Oh mah gawd, I hate physics. I have a feeling I have said this before >_>. Anyways, I have like NO idea what to revise. So, 'ish screwed. Seeing as I failed the test the first time, getting 11/30. Btw this is like an E, which is close to ungraded>.> Ungraded being a U. :D omgosh, brbz0rs. Gotsa sign in. Which I find COMPLETELY pointless, because I just get like a thousand lates a week even though I am here half an hour early. Stupid Matron, oh well. My counsellor corrects it all, which is always fun xD. Lalalaalalalala. *Music comes on as I go away* doo doo doo.. BACK. Okays. H'okay, so *CKCC* "All yo' ladies" etc. I have an hour off at liek 2Pto theM. In which, I should really do some revision. Wow, if I speak "revision" in a french accent. People stare at me. Wewt! No really, I did just speak it, I say most of the things I am typing. They must think I am like a basketcase.-Always fun. \/\/anna know what I am thinking? Well, it is like this:
"This is the key..""our time is almost here"-And KOL and FOB, and Uhhh.. Lotsa stuff. It just won't shit up, ooops typo. Shut*. *Amazing scream*-Not in RL, Only in "Cyberspace". People keep saying that, it is soooo annoying. It's like "Shut up you n00b"*Hit*./Basically. I need to get to work and some icons. Special icons *Lilo Smile* /\/\hhmmmm Bored. I need a drink, liek pepseh dietyah. Oooh goodie, retards are reading again. "and..then..he said..Uhh..Oh yeah! that says Hi!" Then teacher comes on and says.."Why do you think he is saying this?" -Makes hanging gesture like my tutor- Y'know, I am freezing in here, BUT as soon as I roll mah sleeves down..I am too warm. Which is a NUHUH for meh. Dee de dee. Anyone alive? This question is funneh y'see..because I said like.. Anyone alive? Y'know..it's like..ALive? heheheeh. I love being unfunny and lame and b00b like.. OH DAMNIT ..n00b*Katie, Katie, Do yo' hips lie? Wewt for meh... 'ish going to shut up right about...*checks watch*...-Checks again-hhrrrmm.. *Shoots some birds* -Drinks some tea..- *Takes a shower*.. Yeah that's right! Showering..IN SCHOOL. :o mmkay...NOW..I will shut up NOW. G'bye..in that annoying Aol voice. "Goodbye from AOL" "You have 50000000000000 spam emails, Care to read?..Oh and one from your sister, your mo mma died. ...She was so fat..everytime she sit on a rainbow..skittles pop out."
Makes lalalalaal noises from Sister Act 2..la la la la la la la la Laaaaa. Wow, A phitty just came in. Mr Gardiner!..We have this strange obsession with him, which involves stalking him and being pushed into him..>.<. 'Ish fun, he is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaal. And I think he likes his shopping delivered around the back. /If ya know what I meeeeeaaan.. Woop woop. I have wasted half an hour of my two hours. I might work on my english Home(To the) Work. Might do it on Bruce Willis, seeing as he is action man.. May be easy. Phalalalaalalalala. Phalalalalaala. Okay, I'm off. Ciao ciao miclowclow../As Sims would say.
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(no subject) [Nov. 9th, 2006|10:46 am]
I should shut up now..there are retards reading aloud behind me, they are so quiet! They are in Year 10.. and still talk stupid. Oh well. I love the glass inbetween my computer and the hallway. There are blinds up, so people don't know I am watching them. I just saw my tutor mock hang herself, I'm not sure if she was trying to show someone..or if she just does that often. I think it is part of her new diet/fitness plan. Every so often you have to jump up and HANG yourself, oh oh oh oh ooooh Lookie here. someone just sneakily walked into the Disabled bathroom. A place for teachers only, oh well, I use it ALL the time-It is really nice and there isn't that kinda "HUUUMMMMM" you usually get in school toilets.. To think, these loser don't know what I am laughing at. I am actually just sitting here "hehehe"-ing. Damn this, I am going insane because I just spent an hour caring about old-ye english. It was RLY weird. Like uber-weird. Oh my god, the people here are so strange, in the hallway..MY hallway that I watch. Someone is trying to beg The receptionist to correct their lates HAH!. "please" "please"..Gotta love the pleading, stupid year sevens. "Look, it wasn't my fault!" Someone was..BLAH Blah Blah, *Confidential infoz0rs* Only I and the fat lady at reception will know WEWT. Oh look, she is changing his attendence, Pushover.. Just not pushover because she is like Hershey. In fact, I don't think you could push 'er over'. Ugh. Wow, I am actually thinking..would it be easy to push a fat person over?!. I mean, skinny people is like easy..but fat people..maybe they would Roll away. I'm certain this sounds really mean, but I can say these things..because A)I used to be Fat. and B) Uhhh..The lady has cool mints in her desk. I know because one day afterschool, whilst waiting for mother and Father to finish in a meeting, I started walking around. Reception-lady had gone home already with her kids and I saw this weird russian doll and remembered a different day when I saw her give her kids mints from something.. So basically, I opened it up and was like "WOW" and stole a few mints -P..Wow.. that thing has one eye.hehehe. I really meant to type "=P" xD I am typing like I would talk to someone.. and it is getting really annoying. In fact, So annoying I am going to stop. Toodles for now, MAH HOMEBOYS and HOMEGIRLZZZZ.
*Matt Flies Out Of the Room@*
DIV0 BOY DIV0 BOI, My cat is stuck in that tree..
Yeash, that's right..I 'ish SUPAHHERO Yah
"Watch out for that tree" "*WHABONK*" My god, the stories they are reading are really gruesome.. Think thingernails drawing blood. Ewww basically. Well I have two hours in here in one hour. So, I shall be off. Comment me or..die.. YAH. mmhmm..
OKAY, I am going now.
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